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"You'll be pleased to know that the doctor has successfully removed the word that was on the tip of your tongue."
'Looks like Timmy got solitary.'
Toys for Tots
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"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."
"No, cruel nature, WHY?"
"Meet my husband, Mr Couch Potato, and our son...Tater Tot."
Maximum Security Blanket
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'It's so cute when he walks himself!'
'Looks like Timmy jot solitary.'
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'He says he won't come out until you buy him a new cell phone.'
'Wayne, your turn - Darren needs changing!'
'You look cold Hazel. How about a Hot Totty to warm you up?'
Timmy Gets Solitary.
No, cruel nature, WHY?
'Mommy, is 'fuchsia' a naughty word?'
'...and then the wicked witch cast a spell, turning the beautiful princess into a freckled, chubby, little girl.'
"He's cut two teeth."