Watching Sport Cartoons and Comics

"He's considered a fixture, so he's included with the house."

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

"Henry never makes it past the fifth hole."

'Are you sure the four seasons aren't baseball, football, basketball and hockey?'

Sorry, Mom. I'm hoping to sell exclusive rights to the cable sports channel.

Armchair quarterback: 'HUT TWO!'

'He's getting up!' 'Yes, every now and then even a couch potato has to take a leek.'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'