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Sign says 'If you can still read this you ordered too many beverages.'
'Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be pulling up the beverage cart momentarily...please ensure to tuck in your elbows, knees, toes, shoulders, feet, ankles, hips, shins, buttocks, backs, calves, heads, necks, faces, bags, laptops, shoes, loose change, purses...
"We made this one extra frothy."
'It's actually safer not to stop when they jump out like that. Better to hit 'em and keep going.'
"Let's try that again with a 'please' and 'thank you.'"
"What is your hot meal of the day?"
"Great! How the hell is the drinks trolley going to reach us now?"