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"I ate some yogurt once. It was very good."
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"Please listen carefully as the menu has changed."
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"This place is slipping. The 'Chef's Surprise' looks more like a cook's confusion."
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Try our frogs' legs.
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"Good evening, I'm Ed, and I'll be waiting for your table."
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"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"
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"If you have any of our genetically-modified specials, we'd like to know if you have any interesting reactions,"
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"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"
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"You're the chef? Well, my compliments anyway."
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"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"
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'What no garnish or side salad?'
"Best served at street temperature, delicious served with dustbin chipsor gutter squashed, half eaten kebab..."
'Have you noticed how the building inspector always arrives around lunch time?'
"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"
'We're out of pheasant under glass, M'sieur — is duck soup close enough?'
'I hope your 'kittycat gourmet delight' tastes better than my 'doggy sirloin supreme!''
"And what are the two wonderful gourmet delights you're serving up today...my good man?"
"...Today's special is the ten-day-old roadkill..."
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"What I actually said was 'Canapes'...."
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"I was going to make a seven course gourmet dinner, but the microwave is broken."
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