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"I know what some of you are thinking. You're thinking, 'Ha! He claims to be coming to us live, but he's really on tape.' Well, if that's what you think, I can only say I feel sorry for you."
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"The following phone call is brought to you by telecorp, communications professionals since 1986."
"Hello, this is Bill Gates. Remember, nobody has a monopoly on safety, so buckle up!"
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"Gotta take this. Robo Call."
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"No talking back to the recorded seat-belt message."
"I know, I know you're recorded—but that doesn't alter the fact that I love you!"
"…is pleased to announce a complete and devastating victory over the enemy. This is a recorded message. The Government is pleased...."
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'This is a recording???'
'This is a recording.' 'Doesn't bother me, I'm a hologram.'
'...Hello and thank you for your assistance. ...Have a safe and prosperous New Year.'
"At the tone, the time will be fifty-nine minutes and fifty seconds after seven…At the tone, the time will be eight o'clock, exactly… At the tone, the time will be ten seconds after eight… At the tone…."
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"If you want to know what you can do with your recorded message, press 1 now..."
"Push '4' to hear these options again...and this time pay attention!"
"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."
We're sorry, all lines are currently busy. Please continue holding for the next available recorded message.
'This phone call may be recorded for training purposes. . .huhhn. . .huhh. . .huhh. . .huhh. . .'
'As part of our paper reduction program, we're not sending out layoff notices. Please listen to this recorded message.'
'Can you please hold for ocean sounds? Our computers are temporarily down.'
"If you want to know what you cand do with your recorded message, press 1 now..."
'You don't say! I'm a recording, too!'
'Watch your language, I'm not a recording!'
"For enquiries press 1. For account support press 2. To send a massive bolt of lightning through the chairman press 3."
"This is a recorded message. You are in a queue. For opening times, press 1. For prices, press 2. For complaints, press: 564387654487665437554389..."
"I'm sorry. All of our advisors are busy ignoring other customers at the moment."
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"And calls may be recorded, for training purposes only."