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"Donald is an appendicitis survivor, too."
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"I'm a doctor-I can add 'ectomy' to any word I choose."
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"Well, yes, it's a routine procedure - if you routinely have someone slice open your body with sharp instruments and then fiddle with your insides."
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"Dr. Rheinschreiber never does an appendectomy without music and dancing."
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"We got that nasty appendix out Mr. Arnold and I hope you don't mind, but we took a couple of spare ribs as well.
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The appendectomy quarterfinals.
"Don't worry, we'll soon have that grumbling appendix out."
"Okay go ahead, but I say the appendix is on the right."
'Why do you keep coming to these meetings, appendix? You have not contributed a damn thing since the Paleolithic!'
The Shoemaker's Appendectomy
'The anesthesiologist called sick. It is my duty to inform you that you will feel a little bit of pain during the appendectomy.'
Tags:anesthesia, anesthesiologist, anaesthesia, anaesthesiologist, anaesthesiologists, anesthesiologists, pain killer, pain killers, operation, operations, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, local anaesthetic, local anaesthetics, local anesthetic, local anesthetics, drug, medication, medications, appendectomy, appendectomies
'This book has a burst appendix.'
'For goodness sake, Harry. All the child wants to do is take out your appendix.'
'Maybe we could save appendectomy scars until the second date!'
Dentists who do appendectomies.
'Cindy Actually Paid Attention During the Class Session on Safe Computing.' A kid standing in front of a computer camera says, 'You're crazy if you think I'm going to show you my appendectomy scar.
'I just have a quick appendectomy - mind if I play through?'
My appendix! The stitches are too tight!
'...And because there are four basic steps to an appendectomy, we refer to it as a 'par four.''
'...Or, if you can't afford a bypass right now, how about I put you down for an appendectomy?'