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"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"
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"It's nothing, really, Mr. Phelps. I had just never heard of a place called the Prussian Tea Room before."
A Hot Lion.
"If you're lookin' for treble, stranger, you've come to the right place!"
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, cowpoke, cowpokes, guitar salesman, guitar salesmen, musical instrument, musical instruments, musician, musicians, westerns, western, the west, music, musician, music store, electric guitar, amplifier, sales, salesman, retail, trouble, treble, homonym, homonyms, soundalike, soundalikes
"I said we need a rhesus monkey for this experiment."
"I said parachutes you idiot!"
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"I think you're looking for the Fat Girth Society down the hall."
Tags:flat earth society, flat earth, flat earther, flat earthers, girth, fat, heavy, heavyweight, club, clubs, soundalike, soundalikes, fat person, fat people, support group, support groups, obese, obesity, club, clubs, club member, club members, society, societies, likeminded, likeminded individual, likeminded individuals
Origin of Half-Calf Coffee
"You schlepped with her, didn't you?"
Tags:schlep, schleps, schelpping, schlepped, slept, soundalike, soundalikes, slang, slang term, slang terms, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, elderly couple, elderly couples, accuse, accuses, accusing, accusation, accusations, infidelity, infidelities, housewife, housewives, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions
"Guess what, Pop? The voice-activated ATM downtown thinks I sound just like you."
"You've got to hand it to Bernie, he certainly lives life on his own terms, Never wanting to follow the herd, no commitments, no stupid egrets."
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"I forgot and said, 'I know' which was misunderstood and I lost my job as a 'yes' man."
"I'm pretty sure the term is 'interface,' not 'in your face.'"
"We've decided to settle our of quart."
Tags:court, judges, lawyers, attorneys, quart, drinking, being drunk, settlements, settling out of court, settle out of court, settles out of court, pal, pals, pal around, pals around, courts, judge, lawyer, attorney, quarts, soundalike, soundalikes, drink together, drinks together, drinking together
"Second to Nun"
"Cheer up, Pomeroy -- someday opportunity will nuke!"
Tags:soundalike, soundalikes, opportunity knocks, opportunity will knock, idiom, idioms, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, opportunity, opportunities, itchy trigger finger, itchy trigger fingers, general, generals, nuke, nukes, nuclear bomb, nuclear bombs, nuclear weapon, nuclear weapons, play-on words, play on words
"I said that I need a new server. I never said that I need a new surfer."
"She does impressions."
Tags:breakfast, breakfast cereal, breakfast cereals, soundalike, soundalikes, toast, corn flakes, cornflakes, muesli, dream, illusion, float, health, art, surreal, surrealist, surrealism, cubism, cubists, cubist, modernist, space, breakfasts, art movement, art movements, modern art, modern art movement, modern art movements
"Do you think Papi will let us have a puppy?"
"I think she's trying to be a read head."