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"Blasphemy, yes, but it was funny."
Tags:heaven, gates of heaven, pearly gates, pearl gates, the pearly gates, st peter, st. peter, saint peter, sins, judgement, judgements, judgement days, dying, afterlife, the afterlife, after life, the after life, blasphemy, blasphemer, blasphemers, blaspheme, blaspheming, let off, let-off, lucky escape, lucky escapes
The Devil's Workshop
Tags:devil, devils, satan, hell, the after life, punishments, demon, demons, bottled water, water bottle, water bottles, water, capitalism, capitalist, capitalist, profiteer, profiteering, take advantage, taking advantage, consumerism, consumer, consumers, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, basic commodity, basic commodities, drought, droughts, water shortage, water shortages
"I hate what we've become."
Tags:devil, devils, satan, hell, the after life, punishments, regret, regrets, regretful, life choice, life choice, bad decision, bad decisions, remorse, remorseful, depressed, depressing, dissatisfied, dissatisfaction, criminal, criminals, disappointment, disappointing, disappointments, disappointed
"Ever wonder if there's something less?"
"You are a senator or you want to be a senator?"
"And lastly, for all eternity, French, blue cheese, or ranch?"
"A bit prickly, perhaps, but he's not nearly as frightening as I had imagined."
"Don't worry about my soul, I'll buy a religion."
"'Damned if you do, Damned if you don't', … Talk about 'win, win'."
"Good news! Our septic tank is shot."
"Love the apple. Love the snake. Love the whole concept. Shoot the works!"
Tags:garden of eden, the garden of eden, original sin, genesis, the book of genesis, old testament, the old testament, biblical, the bible, biblical, christianity, christian, judaism, jewish, christians, devil, devils, satan, hell, the after life, punishments, executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, idea, ideas, proposal, proposal, presentation, presentations
Subway from Hell
Tags:subway, the subway, new york subway, ny subway, underground, the underground, tube, the tube, commute, commutes, commuting, the commute, commuter, commuters, devil, devils, satan, hell, the after life, punishments, transform, transforming, transformation, fallen from grace, fallen from heaven, lucifer, descending into hell
The First Day Back
Tags:back to school, start of term, school, school days, college, colleges, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, summer vacation, summer vacations, summer holiday, summer holidays, grim reaper, the grim reaper, hell, the after life, punishments, demon, demons
Hell's Comedy Club
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"This is way too much accountability."
"Your personal demons have done a fabulous job."
"My motto was 'Go with the Flow," but I had no idea it ended up here."
"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."
Tags:heaven, pearly gates, the pearly gates, afterlife, the afterlife, after life, dying, the after life, died, god, private sector, the private sector, citizen sector, the citizen sector, hell, heavenly reward, for profit, for-profit, christianity, christian, christians, judaism, jews, jewish, for profit businesses, for profit business, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, economy, the economy, economics
"I need someone well versed in the art of torture- do you know PowerPoint?"
"No deal. My lobbyists have everything under control."
Tags:devil, devils, satan, hell, the after life, punishments, demon, demon, deal with the devils, deals with the devil, no deal, lobbyist, lobbyists, politician, politicians, opposition, the opposition, congress, political activist, political activists, legislation, passing legislation, politcal deal, political deals, dirty deal, dirty dealing, corrupt, corruption, government corruption
"At least you have something to look back on. Mine were all sins of omission."
"Go ahead, finish your beer."
Tags:heaven, gates of heaven, pearly gates, pearl gates, the pearly gates, st peter, st. peter, saint peter, pig, pigs, bbq, bbqs, barbecue, barbecues, barbeques, barbeque, judgement, judgement day, dying, after life, the afterlife, afterlife, the after life, meat eater, meat eaters, omnivore, omnivores
"I don't want to let being dead define me."
Tags:dead, dying, heaven, the after life, afterlife, after life, after-life, angel, angels, christianity, christian, christians, judaism, jewish, jew, jews, self define, self defined, self definition, self-define, self-defined, self-definition, theism, theist, theists, putting people in boxes, define, defined, pretentious, pretension, delusion, deluded, mistaken
"There'll be some opportunities to get into management."
Tags:devil, devils, satan, hell, the after life, punishments, demon, demons, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, eternal damnation, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, career ladder, the career ladders, climbing the ladder, management, management roles