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'I want you to bring me one.'
"Mum...there's a spider in the fruit bowl!"
Customs caution: rabid tarantulas with AIDS inside
'It was animal day at school...I had a dog, Merry had a cat, Robert had a tarantula, and the teacher had a cow.'
'Say, would you mind building one of those web things? My buddy Jake here would love to see how you make those pretty patterns. He's also a little curious about what happened his little brother Joe.'
Blatant competition in nature.
'Oh Charles, you didn't have to get me a tarantula - I'd have been happy with a daddy long legs.'
'Oh Charles, you didn't have to get me a tarantula - I'd have been happy with a daddy longlegs.'
"My boss combines the impulsive joie de vivre of Ebenezer Scrooge with the empathy and comradeship of a tarantula. Less hair, though."
Human in a Glass