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Unlike responsible marsupials, Sheila didn't give a darn about the environment,
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"Too much sugar."
Bank of Australia.
"Where can I get one of those?"
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Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.
"For me, everyday is 'take your child to work' day."
'Shoot! I lost him alright. Looks like I've got a hole in my pocket.'
"It's done wonders for my back!"
Kangaroos: 'How are the twins? 'They keep me hoppin'!'
'Gee Harold, I didn't check the one place on my body where I can store things. Thank goodness I've got a genius like you around to point out the totally obvious things that... oh wait, there they are.'
'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'
'Granted, I'm not very good at shooting baskets, but I can slam dunk!'
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Marsupial Mom Jeans,
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'It's that bloody Fagin, picking our pockets again! '
"I realize times are tough, but it's time you went out on your own."
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'But Mummy, why can't he sleep over? I slept over at his place last week...'
'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'
'So, how'd you know I was a stay-at-home dad?'
'No, you can't have a slumber party!'
Kangaroo receives 'hoppy birthday' card
'He was getting too heavy to carry around in my pouch.'