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"My hair has been a great source of comfort to me."
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'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'
Tags:business meeting, sales numbers, sales quarter, sales quarters, salesmen, salesman, salespeople, sales target, sales targets, sales chart, quarterly sales, sales data, business data, business intelligence, health and fitness, middle age, waistline, hairlines, war room, trend line, downward trends
"You're not losing your hair Dad, it's right here in your comb."
"Which sounds better...'My hair is receding' or 'I suffer from age-related enlarged forehead'?"
"I've just realized that the hair growing out of your ears equals the amount that's receded from your head."
'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'
Receding hare line
'I'm losing my hair and I can't afford hair plugs. I'm the victim of two recessions.'
"Trump's brain is certainly receding."
'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'
Ed's receding hairline!
'The recession is now affecting Ralph's hairline.'
'My job fits my hairline.'
'Go ahead...fire me... If you fire everyone that laughs at your hair piece, you'll be the only one working here.'
'That one is a real bargain if you don't mind the chin strap.'
"Can you recommend something for my hairline?"
"Look! the poor kid's prematurely BALD!"
"I guess you could say my life is boring. Last night I binge watched my husband's hair recede."
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"It's really surprising that your transformation into a werewolf did nothing for your male pattern baldness."