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"We can't dispense with the formalities, George - there'd be nothing left."
Hamlet And Yorick The Prequel
"I think he'll miss all this when he retires."
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"Perhaps we've cut the royal budget too much."
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"If it's any consolation, that was an amazing impression of the king."
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"Hit it. I'm hungry."
Royal child receives toys.
"Don't you just love that new castle smell?"
"I thought he was about to be knighted, too, didn't you?"
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"Major shakeup of the senior staff."
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"I suppose you're worried about your little peasant benefits."
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"Make him one!"
"I'd stay away from current affairs!!"
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"We were not amused."
"The cook, sire--for some reason you have his pepper mill."
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"He's become unsufferable since he got the Mac Arthur fellowship."
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"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."
"But I already get my entertainment on demand."
"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."
"Do NOT refresh this page."
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'Of course you're not getting any property tax revenue- You nationalized all the property.'
"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book."
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"I suppose you're like me, only signed up for the free uniform."
"To be honest I'm not in a happy place at the moment."