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The amazing hairball
"Have you ever wondered what would happen if a giant hair ball were to slam into the earth?"
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"No, no, no....It's not your cooking. Just a hairball."
"Martin! Is that a blond hairball you just coughed up?"
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'Do you have to bring it up every time we eat out?'
"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"
'Have you been messing around on me, Checkers? This isn't my hair in your hair ball!'
'Imagine that! You have hairball problems too?'
'I still cough them up. They're just bald.'
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'There's a 'most disgusting contest' photo finish.'
Dogs get fur balls too.
'Oh right, like you've never had a hairball.'
"Would you say your cough is dry or hair ball producing?"
'If you don't want to talk about it, why bring it up?'
"When throwing up a hairball, placement is very important."
'Name the writer from Bohemia who wrote 'The Trial' in 1925.' 'Ka!Ka!Ka!Kaf!Kaf! Kafka!'
1001 Hairball Crafts
"My question is, why would there be a blonde hair in your hairball?"
"Rapunzel, Rapunzel...let down your hair ball."
'...He's wide open... and he shoots a hairball.'
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Barry turned his cats' disgusting habit into a lovely art form.
'Your grandmother is coming over. Go put on that hairball sweater she knitted for you.'
"You got rid of Muffy!...The hairball I've been collecting on the side of the tub."
'My question is, why would there be blonde hair in your hairball?'