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"The good news is that you will have a healthy baby girl. The bad news is that she is a congenital liar."
"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"
It's a Stork!
"I dunno, but I get the feeling it could be a girl..."
'Congratulations! You have a future president of the United States...if we ever get the good sense to elect a woman!'
'As long as it's got six fingers and eighteen toes...'
'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl. Just as long as it's a healthy consumer.'