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The Gal Who Could Tie A Know In A Cherry Stem With Her Hands
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"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"
Slot Machine Tree
'Lucky you! I see cherries!...No, wait. They're cranberries'
"Today we learned how to put cherries on cupcakes!"
"You'll sit in a duck blind in freezing rain all day, but won't take a vitamin unless it's a cherry-flavored gummy chewable."
'My New Year's resolution is to eat more fruits and vegetables.'
"No cherry on the top, please....I'm on a diet!"
Mountain climber finds maraschino cherry on top of the mountain.
'Dad, when you say life's a bowl of cherries, what's a cherry?'
'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'
Man playing a fruit machine wins three cherries
'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'
'Who makes a Sundae with a cherry at the bottom?'
Join me in a Martini?
You can never over garnish!
Oh you smoothie
Join me in a cocktail!
Knowing my views, I'll just keep my foot where it belongs.