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Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.
"I seem to remember you saying you didn't want to attend a county fair because it isn't sophisticated enough."
'Well, once it's won the prize for Biggest Marrow I shall expect you to replace my fence!'
“It’s the same everywhere: body over brains.”
'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'
Guess Your Age 25c Keep Your Age a Secret $10.
'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'
'I think Ms. Ives wins hands down for the oddest shaped vegetable.'
'I knew she was a kicker.'
'Old Gilbert always likes to ham it up a bit.'
Gardener of the Year.
'You weigh 74 Kilogrammes, and the marrow weighs 75 kg!'
"You'll love it. This year, we created an amazing maize maze."