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'I stopped taking the medicine because I prefer the original disease to the side effects.'
'It tastes good and is guaranteed to improve memory, but I can't remember to take it.'
'All this do or don't take Aspirin, it's giving me headaches,doctor!'
The developers of this drug can't explain it, but its only side effect is that it causes your hard drive to crash.
'He broke his wrist trying to open his medicine.'
'Two seconds. How long do you pretend you've swallowed a pill before spitting it out?'
'This is a pick 'n' mix ward - you choose your own medicine.'
'You have to stop taking things for your kleptomania.'
'Dr Yomp's laxatives works for you, and loosens up the slots at the casino!'
Most common side effects...