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'Medical researcher have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with anyone we meet.'
"Don't be scared! I'm just wearing this old x-ray gear for throwback Thursday."
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"We're coming up with new ways of monitoring health every week..."
Day two at the ...Brain Transplant Institute
'And in medical news, Prozac has been found to be effective in battling the effects of country music.'
What to do till medicine is discovered....
'He's worried that the 20 that changes is the 20 that he knows.'
'20 of medical opinion may change every five years...but it wont be the 20 that says smoking 20 a day and being 5 stone overweight is bad for you.'
'All your vital signs look great. We are just waiting for a donor body...'
'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'
'Isn't medical progress marvellous? If we'd been sat here a hundred years ago, we'd be dead by now!'
'Stick out your tongue. I don't believe in any of the DNA nonsense.'
'I'm sorry, but there are now 16,000 medical jounals, and I no longer have time to see any patients.'
'Wouldn't you say the survival of this patient is a true testimony to modern medical science?'
'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'
'Maybe we should freeze him, and hope that King's horses and King's men of the future will have the technology to put him back together again.'
'Doctor, this isn't what I thought you had in mind when you said you were working on computer assisted walking.'
'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'
Be In Need of Transplant Organs?
Old Fashion Surgery
'Despite all these changes in modern society, a prolapse is still a prolapse.'
'Eventually I plan to replace it with an artificial limb.'
Dentists' chairs down the ages