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"Please remove shoes, jackets, anything metal."
"I plant to use the panic room if things get worse."
"This day and age it's necessary."
'I couldn't afford a physical but the TSA guy at the airport seemed to think I was fine.'
'The airport security people who will be viewing you are in a soundproof booth...'
Fillmore Junior High installs a mental detector.
"Yikes! You scared me. Don't ever sneak up on me like that again!"
Beware Electric Fence.
'Attention, Flight 1362...In our customer Lounge we're showing a short film: 'Blooper Reels of Strip Searches' to help pass the time...'
Freedom of information
"We haven't covered it yet in your training, but you're supposed to use that to detect metal."