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"Peace on Earth, good will toward crows."
"Why speculate? Get your info straight from the source!"
"What this company needs is a big infusion of money...this of course is for my own personal use."
"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."
A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy
" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."
"Daddy can't help you, son. Daddy's a product of the 'me' generation."
"If you were me, you'd be self-absorbed, too."
"It's made from an endangered species for that one person in a thousand who couldn't care less."
"Executive loving his own image."