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"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, patio, patios, side-walk cafe, side-walk cafes, cafe, cafes, shopping, consumerism, hardware, plumbing, supply, supplies, hardware supplies, plumbing supplies, order, ordering, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, saw, saws, wrench, wrenches, pipe, pipes, screwdriver, screwdrivers, drill, drills, tool, tools, hardware store, hardware stores, plumbing store, plumbing stores, awning, awnings, sign, signs, signage, strange, unusual, odd
The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,
Tags:health and safety, safety, clock, clocks, grandfather, george, yellow, hat, hats, screw, screws, screwdriver, screwdrivers, plug, plugs, socket, sockets, electric, electrics, electricity, electrocute, electrocutes, danger, dangerous, fool, fools, foolish, beckon, beckons, beckoning, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"I'll take a screwdriver and my friend will have a bloody mary."
'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'
"Jim, you need to stop prying into our business."
Tags:house, home, yard, marriage, rehabbing, remodeling, yard work, home improvement, homeowner, rake, chainsaw, shovel, pests, raccoon, weeds, grass, crab grass, lawn mower, ladder, paint, painting, plastering, tools, wheelbarrow, grass seed, hedge clipper, porch, garage, tree, bush, driveway, hose, leaks, roof, shingle, siding, windows, sidewalk, leaves, gutter, wrench, screwdriver, plier, putty knife, sapling, hedges, chimney, tuck pointing, stairs, diy, do it yourself, garden, home, house, man, woman
"Your resume is impressive, Phillips, but I just don't think you'd be a good fit for us."
Tags:toolboxes, tool-box, tool-boxes, hr, human resources, personnel, job applicant, job applicants, job candidate, job candidates, screwdriver, screwdrivers, screw driver, screw drivers, screw, screws, job interview, job interviews, tool, tools, toolbox, anthropomorphic, implement, appliance, fit, fit in, fitting in
"No! I get the zombie. The little guy gets the banana daiquiri. Slim, here, gets the Presbyterian!"
Tags:witchdoctor, witchdoctors, witch-doctor, witch-doctors, witch doctor, witch doctors, shaman, shamans, zombie, zombies, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail recipe, cocktail recipes, cocktail menu, cocktail menus, banana daiquiri, zombie, zombies, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, screwdriver, screwrivers, monkey, monkeys, presbyterian
'A screwdriver for my husband? No - for my husband, I'd prefer rat poison.'
"Watch your step - we're dealing with a professional here!"
Christmas gift requiring assembly.
'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'
"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know how I managed without it."
Tags:male bonding, woodwork, woodworker, woodworkers, tool, tools, toolkit, toolkits, tool kit, tool kits, tool-kit, tool-kits, diy project, diy projects, d.i.y. project, d.i.y. projects, gadget, gadgets, gadgetry, machinery, shed, sheds, tool box, tool boxes, toolbox, toolboxes, garage, garages, drill, drills, screwdriver, male stereotype, male stereotypes
'Who messed up my workbench?!'
Tags:work bench, work benches, diy, tool, tools, tidy, tidies, tidied, mess, messy, messes, messed up, workbench, workbenches, anger, angers, angry, angered, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, saw, saws, hammer, hammers, screwdriver, screwdrivers, screw driver, screw drivers, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Give me anything but a screwdriver."
"Oh no, not another Philiphs head"
"I don't care what his name was. When I said I needed a Philips head, I meant a screwdriver you idiot!"
'I made a big mistake. In a fit of anger, I said, 'Screw you' to my boss.'
What's up with this new rover? No hubcaps to rip off!?