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Self-Help Books For The Newly Dead

Grecian urn with three dogs chasing a squirrel.

A grecian urn depicting three men slipping on a banana peel

"I found Grandpa's old cough!"

"If I had it to do over again I definitely wouldn't have been cremated."

"We also have urns, if you want to think outside the box."

"It's your Grandpa's cocoon."

"He loved New York."

"Whatever isn't cigarette butts in there is Harold."

"Indy, after I die, take me on one final adventure."

Personalized Bronze Crematory Urns

Funeral for a Cartoonist

Home cafeteria.

"This is what he would have wanted - he was a total neat freak."

'I'm glad your husband finally agreed to join us.'

CREAM-ation Services

"I can feel the river come to life...but why aren't the bids singing?"

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"She wasn't cremated. She went to Congress with ideals."

"The top drawer was used to bury your Uncle Bertie."

"Casket, coffin, or Tupperware?"

Ambrosia.

'That holds the ashes of my former business partner. He was always looking for ways to downsize.'

'This urn contains the ashes of all my annual performance reviews. They gave it to me in lieu of a gold watch, when I filed for retirement. Management said money is tight.'

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