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"How long has it been? Do you ever age?"
"You don't look a day over 30,000."
Another year older and you look as young as ever! Alcohol is a great preservative!
'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'
'Don't be silly, dear. You don't look a day over one hundred eighty three.'
'Santa! You look hundreds of years younger!'
Maybe it's time to lighten on that stuff...
'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'
'How do you keep looking so young?'