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'I propose a new destination. There's a planet on the far side of Alpha Centauri that I like.'
UFO drops off shopping trolley then leaves.
"You're not from around here are you?"
Alien t-shirt: "My parents invaded Earth and all they brought me back was this stupid t-shirt."
'Lawn circles just don't have the same impact.'
'Excuse me officer. I'd like to report a U.F.O. sighting!'
'Don't just stand there! Take me to your leader!'
Alien in hotel reception having signed visitors book.
Of all their missions to Earth, the ones involving crop circles were considered 'short straw'.
'Now we look like them they'll never know we've landed!'
"We come from a parallel universe."