Buying And Selling Cartoons and Comics

"No, that was my money talking."

Cash-For-Soul Shop

Budget Broker

"What the hell is this 'real economy' that I keep hearing about?"

'If I sell a stock and it tumbles, will I be charged with a crime like Martha Stewart?'

'It was easy being a tooth fairy until kids discovered they could get more for it on eBay.'

'Wanna buy a pen?'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

'Still duckin' an' divin'?'

Customer to broker: 'Before I invest with you, I have to check your credibility ... how many ulcers have you had?'

Didn't I tell you, you're not for playing, you're for buying and selling