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"Tell your grandfather how much you like his present and ask him if he still has the receipt."
Tags:return, returns, gift, gifts, present, presents, christmas, x-mas, xmas, unwanted, unwanted gift, unwanted gifts, receipt, receipts, returns department, returns departments, self-interest, self-interested, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, exchange, exchanges, exchanging, birthday, birthdays, thankful, grateful, inappropriate, ask permission, asking permission, limited screen time, limiting screen time
"If they fit, we can return them."
Tags:christmas, xmas, noel, yule, christmas day, gift, gifts, present, presents, opening gifts, opening presents, fashion, clothes, clothing, men's clothing, men's clothes, menswear, pants, trousers, baggy, loose fitting, style, trend, trends, fad, fads, trendy, in-style, boys clothes, boys clothing, boy, boys, teen, teens, teenager, teenagers, fit, ill-fitting, return, returning, returns, exchange, exchanges, exchanging, refund, refunding, refunds, retail, consumerism
"My son is a millennial—I should just go to jail for him."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, client, clients, defense, defence, defendant, defendants, witness, witnesses, witness stand, kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, adult child, adult children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, spoiled, coddled, indulgent, pampered, replace, replacing, exchange, exchanging, trading places, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, offer, offers, offering, millennial, millennials, modern parent, modern parents, modern parenting, modern life
"When did you two start exchanging high fives?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, high five, high fives, exchange, exchanging, friend, friends, friendship, mate, mates, buddy, buddies, man's best friend, gesture, gestures, suspicious, strange, unusual
"Sweetheart, perhaps we shouldn't exchange gifts this year."
Tags:holiday, holidays, christmas, christmases, marriage, married, marry, marries, gift, gifts, present, presents, exchange, exchanging, season, seasons, tat, tats, bric a brac, bric-a-brac, pointless, overflow, overflowing, overloaded, saturated, full, repetitive, yearly, traditions, traditions, christmas day, tacky, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, hoard, hoards
'Sir, according to the latest Security and Exchange Commission rules, you can't delegate your identity.'
'Buy... sell... buy... sell... buy...'
Christmas gift exchange - bah humbug
'Quid pro quo? It means the f*** is. we f*** them.'
"Let me just ask your on question, madam—have you been doing unto the product as you would have the product do unto you?"
Tags:customer service, service, service counter, service counters, return, returns, complaint, complaints, complaining, returning, customer, customers, product, products, retail, consumerism, golden rule, questioning, suspicious, damaged, broken, refund, refunds, refunding, exchange, exchanges, exchanging, store, stores, shop, shops, department store, department stores
(Barter Economy) (An avocado for your thoughts.)
Pet returning its food
"There—now I've taught you everything I know about splitting rocks."
Tags:cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, teaching, teach, teacher, taught, everything i know, passing on, knowledge, knowledge exchange, exchanges, exchanging, rock, rocks, boulder, boulders, splitting, splitting rocks, generation, generational, generations, education, educating
A man's hat is blown off his head and onto a second man's head, it stays there for a moment before blowing back onto the first man's head.
"It was a lovely ceremony until the bride and groom exchanged epithets."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, epithet, epithets, abuse, insult, insults, exchange, exchanging, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, modern life
Toys for Tots
Tags:toy shop, toy shops, toy store, toy stores, toys, toy, kids toy, kids toys, childrens toy, childrens toy, kids' toy, kids' toys, children's toy, children's toys, parent, parents, parenting parenthood, new parent, new parents, kid, kids, children, baby, babies, new baby, new babies, tot, tots, trade, trading, trade off, trade-off, barter, bartering, exchange, exchanging, upsell, upselling, up-sell, up-selling
'We would like to exchange this please.'
Whatever-U-Got We'll Take It Store.
"...why can't we have a common currency?"
'It all began when they exchange pleasantries.'
'I'm learning about quid pro quo...'
"Let me guess...these are the purple bunny slippers Tia Fela gave us last year."
Tags:baldo, regift, regifts, regifting, re-gift, re-gifts, re-gifting, christmas gift, christmas gifts, xmas, x-mas, christmas, slippers, bunny slippers, bad gift, bad gifts, bad present, bad presents, present exchange, present exchanges, exchange, exchanges, exchanging, unwanted gift, unwanted gifts, holiday season
'Both candidates described their debate as a free exchange of bullshit.'
'I'm looking for you to get me more QUID in my Quid pro quo.'