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"Tell your grandfather how much you like his present and ask him if he still has the receipt."
Tags:return, returns, gift, gifts, present, presents, christmas, x-mas, xmas, unwanted, unwanted gift, unwanted gifts, receipt, receipts, returns department, returns departments, self-interest, self-interested, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, exchange, exchanges, exchanging, birthday, birthdays, thankful, grateful, inappropriate, ask permission, asking permission, limited screen time, limiting screen time
"Who needs men when there's chocolate."
Tags:women, woman, chocolate, chocolates, food, foods, men.man, substitute, substituting, substitution, substitutions, substituted, replace, replacing, replaces, replaced, awkward, feminist, independent woman, independent women, independent, independence, need, needs, needing, needed, replacement, replacements, exchange, exchanges, exchanged, exchanging
Take a husband, leave a husband...
Tags:husband, husbands, take a husband, leave a husband, play on words, sale, sales, gender stereotype, gender stereotypes, incompatible relationship, incompatible relationships, bitter relationship, bitter relationships, christmas, xmas, xma season, christmas season, play on words, exchange, exchanges, exchanging, exchanged
"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"
Tags:child, children, lunch, lunches, lunchbox, lunchboxes, lunchtime, lunchtime, lunch box, lunch boxes, sandwich, sandwiches, market, markets, blackboard, blackboards, exchange, exchanges, exchanging, swap, swaps, swapping, dislike, dislikes, switch, switches, switching, black market, black markets, money, earn, earns, earning
"If they fit, we can return them."
Tags:christmas, xmas, noel, yule, christmas day, gift, gifts, present, presents, opening gifts, opening presents, fashion, clothes, clothing, men's clothing, men's clothes, menswear, pants, trousers, baggy, loose fitting, style, trend, trends, fad, fads, trendy, in-style, boys clothes, boys clothing, boy, boys, teen, teens, teenager, fit, ill-fitting, return, returning, returns, exchange, exchanges, exchanging, refund, refunding, refunds, retail, consumerism
"My son is a millennial—I should just go to jail for him."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, client, clients, defense, defence, defendant, defendants, witness, witnesses, witness stand, kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, adult child, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, spoiled, coddled, indulgent, pampered, replace, replacing, exchange, exchanging, trading places, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, offer, offers, offering, millennial, millennials, modern parent, modern parents, modern parenting, modern life
"When did you two start exchanging high fives?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, high five, high fives, exchange, exchanging, friend, friends, friendship, mate, mates, buddy, buddies, man's best friend, gesture, gestures, suspicious, strange, unusual
"Sweetheart, perhaps we shouldn't exchange gifts this year."
Tags:holiday, holidays, christmas, christmases, marriage, married, marry, marries, gift, gifts, present, presents, exchange, exchanging, season, seasons, tat, tats, bric a brac, bric-a-brac, pointless, overflow, overflowing, overloaded, saturated, full, repetitive, yearly, traditions, traditions, christmas day, tacky, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, hoard, hoards
No Quid Pro Quo halloween
Tags:quid pro quo, trade, exchange, exchanging, give and take, tit for tat, halloween, trick or treat, trick or treater, trick or treaters, trick or treating, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, selfish, selfishness, childish, infantile, greed, greedy, trump quote, trump quotes, no quid pro quo, ukraine controversy, ukraine, trump impeachment, impeachment, impeach trump, impeach, trump speeches, trump's speech
'Sir, according to the latest Security and Exchange Commission rules, you can't delegate your identity.'
'Buy... sell... buy... sell... buy...'
Christmas gift exchange - bah humbug
'Quid pro quo? It means the f*** is. we f*** them.'
"Thanks for doing this essential work. In exchange we'll keep giving you no salary, no pension, no healthcare and no respect. Sounds good?"
"Let me just ask your on question, madam—have you been doing unto the product as you would have the product do unto you?"
Tags:customer service, service, service counter, service counters, return, returns, complaint, complaints, complaining, returning, customer, customers, product, products, retail, consumerism, golden rule, questioning, suspicious, damaged, broken, refund, refunds, refunding, exchange, exchanges, exchanging, store, stores, shop, shops, department store, department stores
(Barter Economy) (An avocado for your thoughts.)
Pet returning its food
"There—now I've taught you everything I know about splitting rocks."
Tags:cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, teaching, teach, teacher, taught, everything i know, passing on, knowledge, knowledge exchange, exchanges, exchanging, rock, rocks, boulder, boulders, splitting, splitting rocks, generation, generational, generations, education, educating
A man's hat is blown off his head and onto a second man's head, it stays there for a moment before blowing back onto the first man's head.
"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma
Tags:company, companies, corporation, corporations, stock, stock holder, stockholder, stock holders, stockholders, share, shares, shareholder, update, updates, present, presents, presenting, presentation, presentations, trade, trades, trading, cow, cows, magic beans, magic bean, jack and the beanstalk, smart, smartly, shrewd, shrewdly, exchange, exchanges, exchanging, swap, swaps, swapping
"Which cryptocurrency bubble are you in?"
Tags:dinner party, dinner parties, trade, trades, trading, trader, traders, currency, currencies, crypotcurrency, cryptocurrencies, coin, coins, bubble, bubbles, social bubble, social bubbles, asset, assests, exchange, exchanges, exchanging, bitcoin, digital, digital currency, digital currencies, bank, banks, banking, form, forms, identity, identities, database, databases, social identity, social identities, invest, invests, investing, investment, investments, software
"It was a lovely ceremony until the bride and groom exchanged epithets."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, epithet, epithets, abuse, insult, insults, exchange, exchanging, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, modern life
Toys for Tots
Tags:toy shop, toy shops, toy store, toy stores, toys, toy, kids toy, kids toys, childrens toy, childrens toy, kids' toy, kids' toys, children's toy, children's toys, parent, parents, parenting parenthood, new parent, new parents, kid, kids, children, baby, babies, new baby, new babies, tot, tots, trade, trading, trade off, trade-off, barter, bartering, exchange, exchanging, upsell, upselling, up-sell, up-selling
'We would like to exchange this please.'