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"Does anyone else's robe say 'Hyatt'?"
"Gee, we have had the most awful luck with this room!"
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"All our rooms have views of our other rooms."
"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."
"We seem to get just the one channel."
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"Oh, now you want to talk, when all week it was 'Do Not Disturb.'"
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"You were right-they've got one at the hotel."
"As you know, all of our rooms have unique themes. Yours is Last Night's Guests."
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"Front desk? There are no little candies on my pillow."
'I was just wondering if you already ate that chocolate they left on your pillow last night?"
"Presidential doesn't quite mean what it used to."
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"Next time you ask the maid for extra towels, be sure to tip her."
"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"
"They come back to the same spot every year to mate!"
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Man in small hotel room phones room service: 'Room service? Send me up more room.'
"Where do I swipe?"
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When old rockers trash hotel rooms.
"Can I get a wake-up call for 6 a.m., and then a dire warning at 7:15?"
'What I really feel like doing is going back to our hotel room and playing gin rummy with you.'
"My name is Proust. I've forgotten my room number."
"Lucky you. We've just had a cancelation."
Having Sex. . .
'I have trouble sleeping in places away from home.'
'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'
'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'