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"Does anyone else's robe say 'Hyatt'?"
"Gee, we have had the most awful luck with this room!"
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"All our rooms have views of our other rooms."
"You were right-they've got one at the hotel."
"As you know, all of our rooms have unique themes. Yours is Last Night's Guests."
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'I was just wondering if you already ate that chocolate they left on your pillow last night?"
"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"
"They come back to the same spot every year to mate!"
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Man in small hotel room phones room service: 'Room service? Send me up more room.'
"Where do I swipe?"
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When old rockers trash hotel rooms.
'What I really feel like doing is going back to our hotel room and playing gin rummy with you.'
"My name is Proust. I've forgotten my room number."
"Lucky you. We've just had a cancelation."
'I have trouble sleeping in places away from home.'
'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'
'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'
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'And for all our guests, we have a complimentary hot tub...'
Placed by the Gideons
"The way BnB described it, I thought a a room in the Taj Mahal would be a little nicer."
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"You've got your favorite room - right by the ice machine."
Tags:snowman, snowmen, ice machines, hotels, check in, check ins, check-in, check-ins, hotel room, hotel rooms, snow figure, snow person, snow people, snow sculpture, snow sculptures, ice, ice machine, hotel, checking in, front desk, hotel rooms, reservations, reserved rooms, winter, cold, frozen, snow men, snow man, snow-men, snow-man, air conditioning, air conditioner, air conditioners
"Here's your room key, and here's your mountain view."
'And there's extra blankets if you need them.'
'Playing that concert really exhausted me. Do we have to trash the hotel room?...Okay, fine, I'll trash it a little.'