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'Will you quit hogging the covers?!'
'What a salesman. He could sell a double bed to the Pope.'
"Do you have anything with more back support?"
"I'm sorry, dear, but you knew I was a bureaucrat when you married me."
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Double adjustable bed
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'What a salesman! He could sell a double bed to the Pope!'
Silly man ordered a bed that is too big for his room.
'For beds, you can either have a king, or two twins, but no, not two twin kings.'
'I thought you were supposed to be a music lover!'
"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"
Soldiers climb into bed.
'A room with double beds, please.'
Woman having office affair with water cooler.
Seat belt for skinny man, sleeping with large wife.
'Well yes, I think it does matter whether the moon is the wrong way round!'
Why you must get up.
'And another thing - you hog the duvet!'
'Recently my wife and I have had a row of these down the middle of the bed!'
'I warmed up your side.'
"Did you know. . . that you are the product of 3.6 bullion years of evolutionary success?. . . But you still forgot to put the bins out."
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Then and Now
Tags:sibling, siblings, brother, brothers, sisters, squabble, squabbles, squabbling, personal space, childhood, growing up, maturing, maturity, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, marital problem, marital problems, sleeping arrangement, sleeping arrangements, bed, beds, double bed, double beds, space, side, sides, intrusion, intrusive