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"This house plagued with herring."
"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"
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"Antarctica is nice, but the only thing I really miss is the herring."
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"I didn't say you were hard of herring, I said hearing."
"Another year older? Aren't you worried about losing your hearing?"
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"Tell me about it! I'm a red herring: nobody believes a thing I say or do..."
The tank herring gets its name from swimming in an intimidating protective formation.
The latest in Herring Aids.
'Dickens' 'A Christmas Carol' performed by the Bjornson Players of Stockholm.;
'I think there's something wrong with my new Herring aid - it's giving me a haddock.'
'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'
'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'
'We're very proud of you, Jenkins. Keep up the good work.'
Birds talk about flying...we land in the Hudson all the time - no big deal.
'They're offering $5 billion for our engineering division? How much would that be in herring?'
I said, turn up your herring aid!
"I couldn't get any smoked haddock, so I got fish fingers and stuck some fags in them."
Cats eating the herring bone from a herring bone suit.
'I was jumped by two herrings in Smugglers' Cove.'
"As a "quota" it leaves a great deal to be desired.