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'Is there someone else, Irene?', 'Sure - There's one born every minute.'
'How long have you had this feeling of being treated like a mug?'
IRS - To speed up audits. Please walk in, drop your pants and spread 'em wide!
"Gosh! I had no idea that the optic nerve covered the entire body!!"
'Could you have a long-lost brother?'
'We paid their mortgage, paid their bills, put food on their tables, paid their taxes, sent their kids to school, bought this truck and this is the thanks we get.'
'My, the little lady certainly hit the mini-bar!'
'-and if we make it home I want a divorce!'
"Fall out, Miss Goodley...I mean breathe out!"