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"Lately, I've realized there's more to life than staring at a computer all day. Every now and then, I need to stop, sit back, and smell the software!"
'I'd like to report my husband mis...Edgar?'
I'm having difficulty finding balance between work and ... what is that other thing?'
'Irwin, you've been retired for two years. Isn't it time you stopped being a pompous ass?'
'There's not enough time to do the nothings I never did.'
'Taking your work home again, Bronson?'
'Tell my wife I can't speak to her right now. However, she can send me a fax detailing the info on whether she had a boy or a girl.'
Workaholic Ned Fulgum takes his first day off in over fifty-seven years.
'My wife doesn't understand that I need to unwind after work.'
'I've begun to dream in pie charts.'
'Work was not calming again.'
'We don't work on Christmas. You can celebrate the holidays with your family!'
'Everyone left. They all said they had to get back to work.'
'He's never been good at switching off work on holiday.'
WORKAHOLIC CLINIC, 'Well, at least they can afford the treatment.'
'Didn't I tell you that a day at the beach would help you unwind?'