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"No, we're not getting any younger, but why, pray tell, is that such a revelation to us?"
"When I was young I worried about getting old. Now I worry about not being young enough in my old age."
'When we dated, most of his body was athletic. Now he's down to just athlete's foot.'
"And why didn't you issue a recall despite overwhelming evidence that it made your middle-aged male customers just look old and sad?"
'There's not enough time to do the nothings I never did.'
'I've decided to stay in bed till lunchtime to see if I feel like a teenager again.'
'It's not for sale.'
'Remember 'back in the day'. . . about 15 minuted ago.'
'Ah, youth...loaded with debt, no jobs, no retirement. They can keep it!'
'It makes you look fifty years younger.'
'My body was a temple, now it's the Acropolis.'
'Take this drug...you'll be ten years younger.'
"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"
"I'm gonna need to see some ID, girls."