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'You know at some point we have to stop swaddling him, right?'
"I'm 65, Mom - I'll play my Blondie records as loud as I want!"
"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"
"I just did a huge one in my diaper."
"You're supposed to point the pop-ups at the kid!"
Milton applies for a job as a video game tester.
'I've been feeling a little down lately, mother.'