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The Vorsteins plan to raise their own turkey for Thanksgiving failed the moment their kids named it 'Bobo'.
Thanksgiving Turkey Trial
"I've gained ten pounds!" "Isn't that what the turkey weighed?"
'I made it all the way through Thanksgiving... then I made it all the way through Christmas, then I had to go and die in a bizarre gardening accident!'
'Gee I hate the obituaries section after Christmas...'
'Thanksgiving is called 'turkey day' but it's actually about 'pigging out'.'
'I wouldn't put out any of the turkey franks or turkey kilbasas...'
'Turkey again! It's the sixth of January... Just how big was that flaming bird?!'