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A cat walks out, leaving a man in a ball of yarn.
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The amazing hairball
"Have you ever wondered what would happen if a giant hair ball were to slam into the earth?"
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"It's the shower drain again."
'Does anyone else have anything they'd like to bring up?...'
"This just in: Tinkles coughed-up a hairball, Mrs. Gray washed herself and everyone else took a long nap."
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"No, no, no....It's not your cooking. Just a hairball."
"He had the pen in his hand and was about to sign the deal when I coughed up a hairball."
"Martin! Is that a blond hairball you just coughed up?"
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'Do you have to bring it up every time we eat out?'
"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"
It's not you, Tom. It's your, ah, um...'
'Have you been messing around on me, Checkers? This isn't my hair in your hair ball!'
'Imagine that! You have hairball problems too?'
'I still cough them up. They're just bald.'
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'There's a 'most disgusting contest' photo finish.'
Dogs get fur balls too.
'Oh right, like you've never had a hairball.'
"Would you say your cough is dry or hair ball producing?"
'If you don't want to talk about it, why bring it up?'
"When throwing up a hairball, placement is very important."
'Name the writer from Bohemia who wrote 'The Trial' in 1925.' 'Ka!Ka!Ka!Kaf!Kaf! Kafka!'
1001 Hairball Crafts
"My question is, why would there be a blonde hair in your hairball?"