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Unable to repair the On/Off switch, the electrician simply relabeled it.
'Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.'
'Thank heaven's there are no cameras around. This would surely go viral.'
'I just want to find out where my apprentice left my favorite drill.'
Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.
'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'
'Any more change orders from you, and you'll get to declare me as a dependent on your income taxes.'
'What do you mean a circuit is overloaded? I thought you guaranteed your work for thirty days.'
'Slight plumbing problem?'
'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'
Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.
Tomb of the Unknown Mason.
'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'
'The electricians hot-wired the building inspector's car seat again.'
'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'
Early Power Saws
'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'
'I couldn't fix your electric door bell, so I just replaced it.'
'McWit Plumbing and Lite Puff Pastries.' The only way to survive in today's economy it's good to diversify.'
'Al's Plumbing now offering Faucets for 50 off, 7 CDs and No Minimum Passbook Savings.'
A toilet is embarrassed by a plumber's butt crack.
A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.
Unable to fix the hot water heater, the maintenance man relabeled the faucets, 'Cold' and 'Freezing.'
Novice plumbers replacing a washer in a leaky faucet.