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"It's the mark of Cain, but it's benign."
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"The results show your masculinity to be benign, but let's keep an eye on it."
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'I'd better run some tests... It could be cancer.'
"Hop? Jig? Dance? You're a dancer? Sounds like? Prancer? Cancer? Cancer! I got cancer!"
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"Anyhoo, it's malignant."
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"No, I'm an ocologist, as in a cancer doctor. Not an on-call-ogist! Stop calling me!"
'We don't have the answer, but we're really getting off on the attention.'
An Oncologist at work and on days off at home
'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'
"Although it's nothing serious, let's keep an eye on it to make sure it doesn't turn into a major lawsuit."
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Would she want to know about the anti-smoking drug that he had developed? He pondered.
'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'
"I'm going to refer you to an ankhologist."
'I'm afraid it's cancer...And not the good kind.'
"We found traces of conscience, fortunately we caught it early."
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No smoking graveyard.
"The most beautiful words in the English language: not "I love you", but "It's benign"."
Chemotherapy male warrior
Cancer - Now More Spreadable
"Cancer is in Leo, but I think we caught it in time."