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"Open the pod bay doors, HAL - we can't wait for the shabbos goy"
"And remember, if you need anything I'm available 24/6."
'God rested on the seventh day - but he wasn't putting his kid through college.'
On the Seventh Day
"Maybe things would have turned out better if I'd put in a whole week."
'Darn -- I forgot to ask Him if the Sabbath is Saturday or Sunday!'
"From the looks of things, I shouldn't have rested on the seventh day."
Christmas Day 2011 is a Sunday - Not a day of rest for Santa!
'He's not too swift with the rest of the commandments, but he does rest on Sundays.'
God looks at the nuclear explosions on earth and thinks: 'I shouldn't have rested on the seventh day...'
Wordilly Durdillies - One more day,God thought, and I'll call it a week.
....And on the seventh day,god painted!