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'Dad, I don't mind you living vicariously through my sports. But do I have to wear your old uniform?'
Tags:dad, dads, father, fathers, fathering, fatherhood, son, sons, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, sport, sports, baseball, base ball, play, plays, playing, played, player, players, uniform, uniform, kit, kits, old fashioned, baggy, too big, large, vicarious, vicariously, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."
Tags:club, clubs, nightclub, nightclubs, nightlife, bouncer, bouncers, security, guard, guards, muscular, muscle, muscles, body building, body builder, body builders, built, jacked, health, fitness, working out, exercise, body size, problem, problems, can't fit, too big, entrance, entrances, door, doors
'I wish I was still wearing size 32 underwear.'
Family using a mobile stairway to enter their SUV
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, big car, big cars, sport utility vehicle, sport utility vehicles, suv, suvs, s.u.v., s.u.v.s, family, families, mobile stairway, mobile stairways, staircase, staircases, jetway, jetways, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, boarding, too big, modern life, modern cars, modern vehicles
"Perhaps madam would like something a teensy bit smaller?"
Tags:dress, dresses, dress fitting, dress fittings, fitting, fittings, shop, shops, shopping, hat, hats, oversize, oversized, giant, gigantic, huge, enormous, too big, large, enlarged, smaller, shrink, shrinks, shrink down, shrinks down, shrinking down, stylist, stylists, fashion advice, clothes shopping, retail therapy
'I'm knitting you a sweater. Do you want it too big or too small?'
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: After a Fashion
Tags:clothes shopping, clothing shopping, jacket, jackets, too big, oversize, oversized, trench, trenches, trenchcoat, trenchcoats, trench coat, trench coats, husband and wife, retailer, retailers, purchase, purchases, purchasing, shop, shops, shopping, clothing store, clothing stores, clothier, clothiers, too big, coat, coats, coat shopping, controlling, stubborn, opinionated, bicker, bickers, bickering, argue, argues, arguing, decision, decisions, disagreement, disagree, disagrees, disagreeing, couple, couples
"Then bring a smaller gun next time."
Tags:gun, guns, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, smuggling, smuggler, smugglers, smuggle, instrument, instruments, musical instrument, musical instruments, violin case, cello case, cases, instrument cases, instrument case, hidden, concealed weapon, concealed weapons, contraband, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, mob, mafia, suspicious, criminal, criminals, gun control, too big, oversized
Welcome to Iowa.
BIG Christmas tree
Woman with a long neck and no head walks out of a hat shop wearing a hat.
Tags:hat shop, hat shops, hat store, hat stores, milliner, milliners, millinery, hatmaker, hatmakers, hat maker, hat makers, hat, hats, straw hat, straw hats, woman, women, fashion, women's fashion, accessory, accessories, style, clothing, clothes, women's clothes, women's clothing, neck, necks, long neck, long necks, no head, missing head, headless, customer, customers, strange, unusual, mutant, mutants, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, too big, doesn't fit, fit, ill-fitting
"Scientists are amazed we can fly. They think our wings are too small."
Tags:bumble bee, bumble bees, bee, bees, bumblebee, bumblebees, entomologist, entomologists, entomology, bee lover, bee lovers, fly, flies, flying, flight, mystery, mysteries, body, body size, wing, wings, too small, too big, fat shame, fat shames, insecurity, insecurities, body insecurity, body insecurities
"Let's see if you look better in a nine gallon hat."
"There's nothing wrong with the size, you're just too small for it!"
Tags:sweater, sweaters, christmas sweater, christmas sweaters, christmas jumper, christmas jumpers, jumper, jumpers, oversize, oversized, oversizes, too big, blame, blames, blaming, body size, body shame, body shames, body shaming, scapegoat, scapegoats, scapegoating, gift, gifts, present, presents, christmas, x-mas, xmas
"I'm not cooking that thing!"
'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'
Tags:baby, babies, clothes, clothe, clothing, clothed, new clothes, grow into it, too big, size, sizes, rack, racks, irregular, sale, sales, bought, buy, growing up, grow up, grow, growing, grows, grew, dad, dads, father, fathers, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Fred of Fred's Billboards. Here's my card.'
Painting portrait of obese man.
"I'm after something three sizes too big that makes me look like I've lost weight.
Tags:weight loss, weight losses, illusion, illusions, extra large, large size, large sizes, large size clothing, lost weight, obese, obesity, clothing, women's clothing, womens clothing, too big, fit, fits, fitting, fitting room, fitting rooms, changing room, changing rooms, request, requests, requesting
Scientific breakthrough - spray on clothes.
'Whoa! Aren't you a little big to be seeing Santa?'
'I wish I was still wearing a size 4.'
'We used to be too big to fail... Now we're just the right size to fail.'
'Face it, Herbert. You're not a lap dog!'