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'Ark, Noah - not arc!'
"Oh come on fella's. I said I'd let you know!"
'This is great! I had no idea it was a dinner cruise.'
Sea Rescue - rescuing animals from the arc.
'Ark, Noah - not arc!'
"I said ark!!!"
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"...just how firm are you about spiders?"
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1600 BC: The flood waters eventually subside.
"To finance an ark that size I'll have to hold a telethon!"
Christian Book Shop has sign saying 'We have Noah's Ark' whilst the Weather Bureau next door has sign saying 'You're gonna need it'.
"Some cruise! It rained for the entire trip!"
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'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'
'...will you quit doggy paddling - we want to know how deep it is!'
Noah loading stubborn mule onto ark.
'Not another change of plan - we've only just got used to this one!'
'Do you know where Noah kept his bees?'
'Now Test Your Brakes.'
'Wow! Noah certainly knows how to throw an ark together.'
'Sorry about the delay, but we're having a problem sorting out species and subspecies...'
''Build an ark'? - Why do we always have to do everything the HARD way?'
Noah's Ark slugs.
Noah's Ark: 'Two Vets Wanted.'
'Lord, what about my cost overrun?'
'We have an enormous problem accumulating on the poop deck, Sir, if you catch my drift.'
'Actually, you're the first to arrive.'