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"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."
'You're clean, sober and unhurt? Poor darling! This Friday night with your buddies must have been REALLY boring!'
"If your not going out to get drunk why are you wearing Jason's skateboard outfit?"
"There's no moss on your back. Were you out rolling with the boys again?"
"Remind me why we're celebrating."