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"I don't suppose you know how to fix me a drink?"
A little dash of lemon should do the trick!
'Darn! They've put some horrible blue chemical in the water: We can't drink that...'
I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.
'I love having my own water treatment center.'
'Want to come up to my place for a drink? - My owner just bought a new toilet!'