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'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'
"Remember how we used to put nice little smiles on their faces?"
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"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."
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Innovate or die.
Heimlich's Mother's Maneuvers
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The First Stairs
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"It's always 'Sit,' 'Stay,' 'Heel'—never 'Think,' 'Innovate,' 'Be yourself.' "
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"Now, that's the kind of innovative thinking I'd like to see around our shop."
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'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'
"It jes' ain't natural."
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'Basically, we're looking for cost-effective, efficient tried and true ideas that look like bold innovation thinking while not scaring the poop out of everyone.'
"You do have good ideas, Philips, but around here we don't rush wildly ahead and do any damned thing just because it happens to be a good idea."
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Brainstorm in progress.
'Typical inventor - failing to see the consequences of his own creation.'
"In my opinion, this is his best men's fall collection."
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'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'
"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"
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"I love it when something has many uses."
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"With your idea and my nothing, we could be rich."
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'Your proposal is innovative, Unfortunately we won't be able to use it because we've never tried something like this before,'
"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."
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"I know it was your idea, but it was my idea to use your idea."
"Oh, great, more innovative variations on things."
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I thought outside the box and now they won't let me back inside!