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'The bad news is the Big Bad Wolf is coming. The good news is I've got some great rates on Homeowner's Insurance!'
'You mean that if one of us came to a sticky end I would receive a hundred thousand?'
'Just buy some insurance, mister, and nobody will get hurt.'
Le Cafe - 'No tip insurance, $10'.
'No we don't! We don't now nor have we ever sold fire insurance!'
'-and what to tell our insurance company?'
'It's a lucky thing for you that you're deductible!'
'To make a long story short, they performed an insurancectomy!'