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And that was the last time anyone saw Brian Warnek alive.
Do you know what it means when all your financial statements are in red ink?' 'That it's time to change the printer cartridge?'
"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."
'Help!' - Man drained of all colour down to his ankles is in the ink refil shop.
"I think I see the problem! If I could just read this tiny print, I think it says...'Do not touch this. Could cause toner cartridge to explode'."
Well here's the problem. Part # AB5 is a Nuclear Missile. Part # AB6 is an ink cartridge.
Business for monk scribes is booming now that folks realize supplying them with wine is cheaper than replacing printer ink cartridges.
'It's the most expensive commodity I could find...a printer ink cartridge.'
"Your 'Low On Ink' light is lit."
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"The printer I just bought only cost $50. But all the cartridges it requires cost an additional $12,000."
"Decaf's out of toner."
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If printer companies ran petrol stations.
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"Is there anyone around who knows how to change the ink cartridge in this printer?"
'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'
Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.
Free Printer with Purchase of Ink
'Do you have a pencil I can borrow? I'm out of ink.'
Tattooed man receives notice that he's low on ink.
"You say we're running low on stock? Couldn't we just print out some new ones?"
"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"
'We can't let the girl on work experience go, she is the only one who can change a ink cartridge.'
'Right forget bank notes or bullion... next job we nab printer cartridges.'
Printer Jam Session
The First Printed Bible