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"You're old enough to learn how to work a party."
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, birthday party, birthday parties, kids party, kids parties, kids' parties, childrens party, childrens parties, children's party, children's parties, work the party, working the party, work the room, working the room, mother and daughter, mothers and daughters, socialising, socializing, socialite, socialites"What's the point of being filled with gifts if they can only be beaten out of you?"
"I'll bring her home tomorrow, after the slumber party!"
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kangaroo, kangaroos, joeys, joey, kid, pouches, marsupial, marsupials, slumber parties, sleepover, sleepovers, sleep-over, sleep-overs, kid's party, kids party, party, parties, wildlife, kids, pouch, australia, home, slumber party"Come on in. The kids are in the backyard bobbing for pink eye."
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paediatric, paediatrics, halloween, spooky, scary, happy halloween, kid, kids, child, halloween party, party, parties, kids party, kids parties, pumpkin, pumpkins, bobbing, illness, illnesses, disease, diseases, contagious, ill, sick, sickness, pink eye, bobbing for, direct, directly, honest, honestly, frank, frankly, mother, mothers, mom, mum, moms, mums"Well? Have I hit it yet?"
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pinata, pinatas, piñata, piñatas, party game, party games, birthday party, birthday parties, birthday, birthdays, kid, kids, kids party, kids parties, candy, candies, sweet, sweets, sweetie, sweeties, game, games, blindfold, blindfolds'The party broke up early...Brenda's mother flipped out and started screaming.'
"We are so sorry – normally we don't allow him to have refined sugar."
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kids party, childrens party, kids parties, childrens party, sugar, candy, sugary drinks, no sugar, hyper, hyperactive, hyper child, hyper children, climbing up the walls, climbing the walls, misbehaviour, misbehavior, misbehaving, naughty children, sugar high, sugar highs, parentings, parent, parenting, parenthood, parenting fails"Let's not attack the antelopes now, darling: looks like they're having a birthday party for their kid..."
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animal, lion, lioness, antelope, hunt, hunting, attack, birthday party, kid, celebration, spoil, spoiling, food, predator, prey, kind, kids party, kid, kids, children, child, safari, nature, animals, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, lions, celebrate, mercy, merciful, prey, hunting, husband, wife"Put your glasses on dear. 'That annoying kid who hasn't been collected yet', is our Charlie."
'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'
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child, children, kid, kids, childrens party, childrens parties, kids party, kids parties, bouncy castle, bouncy castles, inflatables, knife, knives, blade, blades, weapon, weapons, fight, fights, fighting, fought, accident, accidents'I sometimes wonder who all this is for.'
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birthday, birthdays, birthday party, birthday parties, party, parties, kids party, kids party, burst out of cake, woman in cake, cake, cakes, father, fathers, fatherhood, son, sons'Actually, I hate places like this.'
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kids, little, boys, girls, stand, flirting, hate, places, children, children's party, children's parties, kids party, kid's parties, birthday, birthday party, birthday parties, young, party, parties, small talk, smalltalk, bar, bars, drink, drinking, meeting, dating'Actually, I hate places like this.'
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kids, little, boys, girls, stand, flirting, hate, places, children, children's party, children's parties, kids party, kid's parties, birthday party, birthday parties, young, party, parties, small talk, smalltalk, bar, bars, drink, drinking, meeting, dating, dateLEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'
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kids, little, boys, girls, stand, flirting, hate, places, children, children's party, children's parties, kids party, kid's parties, birthday party, birthday parties, young, party, parties, small talk, smalltalk, bar, bars, drink, drinking, meeting, dating, date"Get down. You know you're not allowed on the furniture." (Kids entertainer shouting at balloon dog on inflatable chair)