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"We're planning a big celebration since the stone age will be two million years old next month."
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Come to my party
"Sounds like fun. Can I bring an acolyte?"
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'You MUST come! We're inviting all our paranoid friends!'
'Just to a few people.'
'You're texting? Wait--'
"I'm going to tell the Wagners we can't make their party. Is sending a drone in our place proper etiquette?"
"This come-as-you-are party - is that with or without affectations?"
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"Most people accept our party invitations. We robocall them into submission."
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"Yes Spooner, I said 'pool party'."
BBQ today. All welcome. (Only person in sight is a cow on opposite island.)
"An invite to a fancy dress party...what are we goin' to wear."
"I'm sorry, we should have called you. We postponed the party."
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"Relax, the invitation clearly says smart casual."
"He's my plus one."
"Sometimes, I think there's a party going on somewhere, and I'm not invited."
'...and bring a friend. If you have one...'
You're invited - 10th annual starving artists association annual luncheon - menu - carrot stick.
'They're not the most popular couple in the street.'
'I like going to parties - invited or not.'
'We've just been invited to a 'bring a bluebottle' party!'
"You're all invited to my birthday party, and yes, there will be plenty of water games!"
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'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'
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"No one ever shows up for our Jacuzzi moat parties."