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'And finally, I would like to be buried with an elephant bone...Just to confuse future archaeologists.'
"In accepting this hemlock, I should like to thank the entire team for its dedication in making 'the Socratic method' a byword. And, of course, my devoted wife, Xanthippe."
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"He has some ﬁnal words he wants to say, Nurse. Send in his speechwriters."
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Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words
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"His last word was the F-one."
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"I feel so vulnerable right now."
"His last words sort of came out … 'AAARRGHH AAAARRRGGHHH' …."
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"'I'm going to kill you, Jenny Sue! Ha, ha, ha! Yes, I, Roger Z. Gramble, am going to kill you! 'No, no—don't!' 'Get ready, Jenny! Ha, ha, ha!' 'No, Roger—don't kill me!' 'Ha, ha, ha!' 'No, Roger!' ... "
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"His last words were 'Yodel-ay-he-hoo.'"
Second to last words cemetery.
When Bert stopped wondering why, statistically, women outlive men...
"He didn't have any last words. He just sang the national anthem and then went blank."
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"It sure would be swell if your last words didn't mention that eyewitness who recanted her testimony, the con that confessed to your crime, the DNA test that proved your innocence, or the fact that I slept through most of your trial."
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Somehow she always managed to have the last word.
'Are you sure there isn't something I could do for extra credit?'
The end of the cassette
STRIP Hambone: Computer has the last word
'He never really stopped fighting, did he?'