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"Desktops are off-limits. Anything on the floor is sweepers-keepers."
"I'm here for stabbing my husband 324 times... I couldn't turn the electric carving knife off."
'You've been in there for eleven weeks! I've got to pupa!'
'Try to think of it as early parole.'
"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"