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"I'd like you two to meet. Individually, neither one of you is very interesting, but together I'm hoping for a synergistic effect."
Tags:party, parties, event, events, introduction, introductions, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, mate, mates, uninteresting, boring, dull, hope, hoping, synergy, synergistic, host, hosts, hostess, hostess, bad manners, rude, insulting, offensive, courtesy, socialising, socializing, mingling
"Yerkow says, 'Yeah, Leon, good to see you doin' so fine, too.'"
"His monogram says it all."
"Any word back from the TED conference?"
Tags:ted talks, conference, conferences, presentation, presentations, new idea, new ideas, idea, ideas, interest, interests, cat lady, cat ladies, cat person, cat people, cat lover, cat lovers, slideshow, slideshows, boring, topic, topics, tedious, tedium, uninteresting, interest, generate interest, generating interest, cat video, cat videos, innovator, innovators, innovating
"Now for the high point of the evening - a videotape of my elevation to regional director of marketing."
Tags:videotape, videotapes, highlight, highlights, highlight reel, highlight reels, ego, egomaniac, egomaniacs, egotist, egotists, egotistical, self-promoter, self-promoters, self-promotion, ego stroker, ego strokers, ego stroking, bore, bores, boring, dinner party, dinner parties, uninteresting, toot your own horn, tooting your own horn
A lion walks into a Colosseum arena where a dish of food is waiting.
Tags:history, historical, ancient, rome, roman, romans, colosseum, colosseums, coliseum, coliseums, amphitheatre, amphitheatres, amphitheater, amphitheaters, arena, arenas, stadium, stadiums, gladiator, gladiators, gladiatorial, lion, lions, pet, pets, food bowl, food bowls, food dish, food dishes, pet food, food, sport, sports, uneventful, unexciting, boring, dull, uninteresting
"You're clinically boring."
Tags:diagnosis, medical diagnosis, clinical diagnosis, doctor, doctors, md, mds, gp, general practitioner, general practitioners, clinic, clinics, walk in clinics, walk in clinic, appointment, appointments, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, boring, bored, boring people, boring person, dull, dull people, dull person, tedious people, tedious person, tedious, uninteresting people, uninteresting, uninteresting person, insult, insulted, incorrect diagnosis, wrong diagnosis, misdiagnosis, diagnois error
"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."
Tags:website, websites, personal website, personal websites, blog, blogs, blogging, blogger, unpopular, internet, webpage, webpages, insult, insults, insulting, husband, husbands, wife, wives, writer, writers, author, authors, autobiographical, autobiography, autobiographies, uninteresting, bore, bores, boring, loser, losers, supply and demand, bicker, bickers, bickering, spat, spats, marital spat, marital spats
Tags:relationships, problems, marriage, psychology, prison, prisons, analogy, analogies, domestic life, suburban life, suburb, suburbs, minimum security, prisoner, prisoners, analogy, analogies, modern life, modern marriage, modern marriages, bored, boring, boring life, boring lives, jail, jails, jailed, antiseptic life, dull, dullness, dull life, dull lives, uninterested, uninteresting, mankoff
'Before our principal addresses the faculty, there's something important that has to be said.'
Joe Schmoe (a dramatization)
Generic Joe meets plain Jane. It was a match made in a place very similar to Heaven, but without the overhead.
"Please help me I'm bland"
"Elvis imitators from that universe where Elvis was dull, had an M.B.A., and couldn't sing."
Tags:elvis, elvis presley, alternate universe, alternate universes, elvis impression, elvis impressions, imitator, imitators, imitation, imitations, alternate world, dull, bore, bores, boring, average person, average people, celebrity impression, celebrity impressions, impersonator, impersonators, elvis impersonators, elvis impersonator, accountant, accountats, mba, mbas, m.b.a., business administrator, business administration, masters, masters degree, uninteresting
U.S. sports fans struggle to fully appreciate the finer points of soccer!
'We find the defendant, not very interesting.'
"I thought Burning Man would be more interesting."
Tags:festival, festivals, party, parties, concert, concerts, nevada, burn, burnt, fire, culture, cultural, cultural experience, cultural experiences, radical, hipster, hipsters, event, events, business, businessmen, businesses, cocktails, cocktail party, cocktail parties, uninteresting, expectations vs reality, desert, let down, artists, art, artist, disappointing, disappointed, underwhelming
"Ever since I died, I don't care as much about the crossword."
Tags:heaven, heavens, afterlife, after-life, eternal, heavenly, after lives, after-lives, crossword, crosswords, cryptic crossword, crossword lovers, newspaper, newspaper, puzzle, puzzles, death, died, spirit, spirits, angel, angels, breakfast, dead, care, caring, interest, interesting, life, limited, dying, bored, boring, dull, uninterested, uninteresting
'Celebrity autobiography editing'
Family 'Bored' Games
"I just can't seem to get into the spirit of the thing."
Tags:business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, businesspeople, holiday, holidays, holidaymakers, vaction, vacations, vacationers, resort, resorts, straight-laced, straight laced, holiday resort, holiday resorts, monotony, monotonous, pools, poll, swimming pool, swimming pools, in the spirit of it, boring, bored, boredom, killjoy, kill joy, trite, uninteresting, conservative
"Lights...Camera...No Action...The Flaw in 'Celebrity Solitaire'"
Tags:card, cards, card game, card games, game, games, playing cards, playing card, playing card games, celebrity, celebrities, famous people, famous, lights, camera, cameras, action, no action, flaw, flaws, flawed, weakness, fault, faults, tv, tvs, t.v., television, show, shows, programme, programmes, film, filming, boring, uninteresting, dull, solitaire, reality
Bland. Please Help.
A blank board game labelled "Monotony"
'There was nothing on the telly tonight. We watched for 5 hours solid! - Nothing!'